Well

I just got back from seeing my gf and as predicted it didn't rise to the occasion. I offically have ed. oh well, she still had fun.

Her period ended sooner then she thought, so I was able to finger her after all. Apparently i'm good, because she was pretty wet.

So after I had pussy juice all over my hand, I return home. My mom is throwing a party, and in order to get to the bathroom to wash my hand, I had to pass like 20 people that I knew. I had to shake all of their hands with my pussy juice encrushed hand.

I would've gotten a suckjob, but I never did get that viagra. The only time I got close to a boner when was I had one hand down her pants massaging her wet libia majora, the other hand rubbing her nipples, and my tongue in herr mouth. And even then, it was barely a half boner. I definitly had E.D.

Dude

I dont feel like even getting drunk. I need to be sober when my mom comes home. Well, I really dont, but if I want to talk to her I do, and I need to talk to her so she can take me to my grandpa's house and i can steal some viagra.

Fuck it, I'm getting drunk, I'll just make susannah suck it soft tomorrow, it'll get hard after awhile, I dont need the viagra.

in b4 flaccid regret

Edit (2 hours later): Okay, well maybe I'll get the viagra after all, Because I was lying earier. I was never going to be able to get it up. it doesnt work.

Weed Forums

WEED FORUMS! I'm so angry at those nigger loving hoes.

I ran away from home when my mom said she was going to send me to a mental hospital. I went to the library that was a mile away first. I remember that the walk to the library was the weirdest shit ever. First, I was sober, which is alteady an odd thing to me. Sencond, I was running away from home for the first time ever, out to live in the real world. Anyway, I go to the library, and I take out the Mac laptop I had taken with me (to sell) and I connect to the internet. I was just passing the hour before the library closed, so I went on my favrotei online forum, www.weedforums.com

i post about what just happened, how I ran away, and whatever. Then I left the library. After that, I realized I didn't want to really live on the street and have to sell my penis for weed money, so I returned home. I got back home and left my laptop and clothing bag on the deck, and smoked 2 bowls of the ganja. I got the muchies of course, and I didn't want to go inside, so I decided to walk to the walgreens a miule away. On there way there this dike cop stops me and brings me home. She didn't cuff me or anything, but I still road in the back of the cop car. The dike cop brought me home, and this fag cop "escorted" me to my mom's car, where she brought me to the mental hospital, where I promptly slept for 16 hours. I'll tell storied from my mental hospital stay in later blogposts.

Meanwhile, back on weedforums, the thread where I said I ran away had gotten HUGE. People who I talked to off the site where actually worried about me. My friend Billy knew I went to that forum, so he decided to log in as "Bsun" and tell them I was alright. Everyone there thought I was just playing some joke for the lulz, and that I was really Bsun. They are full of shit. Um.. I just lost my train of though.. Well anyway everyone hates me now becuase they think I am a liar attention whore on the site.

Also, its really shitty, because about 3 months ago a racist bitch was posting all his racist shit on the forum, and everyone hated him. I got his MSN and started IMing him. I found out his whole plan. When he started spaming the weed forum with all the spam, I ratted his punk ass out, and posted everything I knew on the forum. He got pissed of course. Now he came back, after all the running away shit, and started spaming again with his spam bot. so now all those fags think Im an attention seeking whore liar, and that Im spamming the forum, because the raicst dude puts my name in everry spam thread title.

Its annoyin, but i still like and post in that forum, and I have over 9000 posts. This is probbbaly a borning as blog post, because dann told to write it, but im almost sober now. I need to drink more and make an epic blog about my gf, how i met her in the mental hospital, and how much i love her, and how my dick is going to be in or around her motuh on satyrday.

About Tsun

Hey fags, my name is Tsun. Im quite drunk right now, as well as high on weed. This is something you must understand about me to undertand my bligs. I am always drunk/high/or in some way intoxicated. You may be wondering why I can typoe so well whi8le im so fucking fucked up. WELL, Ive been on the internet over a year while on drugs, so I know how to handle a keyboard while on these great drugs.

You must know that I will not bang any of you, as much as you want it, because I have a girlfriend that I love. Susannah my gf is awesome. She knows I like drugs, but I lie to her about how much I take them. Why? Because

1) she hates when I call her when I'm on drugs
2) and lovey dovey type shit that I write her while on weed means less to her, because she thinks its the weed talking.

Really the weed unlocks my true feelings, but she doesn't see it this way. So, to avoid problems, I never tell her that I'm high drunk or on something else. I just talk to her like normal, and as long as I don't start randomly disscussing /b/ or nigger porn, she doesn't know anything is up. Hold on now for a sec, I need to chug a bit more Barcardi before I finsh this.

Okay, wow. Alcohol is nasty shit, but I ove the way it makes me feel, so I take it anyway. I know for a fact there would be NO ONE that would drink alcohol if it didn't get you drunk, so all those poser dudes who say they love the taste of booze can fuck off. I really like weed a lot more then alchol, but weed costs more, because i can get rum for free. BUT, weed doesnt' make me burp the taste of alchol when Im already sober. I love the taste of weed though, yummy yummy. This has been Tsun's first blog. I hope you liked it, although if you didn't, I don't give a flying fucker. \

P.S. Always capitalize the T in Tsun, or I'll kill you.