I dont feel like even getting drunk. I need to be sober when my mom comes home. Well, I really dont, but if I want to talk to her I do, and I need to talk to her so she can take me to my grandpa's house and i can steal some viagra.
Fuck it, I'm getting drunk, I'll just make susannah suck it soft tomorrow, it'll get hard after awhile, I dont need the viagra.
in b4 flaccid regret
Edit (2 hours later): Okay, well maybe I'll get the viagra after all, Because I was lying earier. I was never going to be able to get it up. it doesnt work.
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lol dude ive never tried that shit but i bet it would be fun..... i wonder if it would have the same effect as a rubber band.....
have you tried that yet?
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