Hey fags, my name is Tsun. Im quite drunk right now, as well as high on weed. This is something you must understand about me to undertand my bligs. I am always drunk/high/or in some way intoxicated. You may be wondering why I can typoe so well whi8le im so fucking fucked up. WELL, Ive been on the internet over a year while on drugs, so I know how to handle a keyboard while on these great drugs.
You must know that I will not bang any of you, as much as you want it, because I have a girlfriend that I love. Susannah my gf is awesome. She knows I like drugs, but I lie to her about how much I take them. Why? Because
1) she hates when I call her when I'm on drugs
2) and lovey dovey type shit that I write her while on weed means less to her, because she thinks its the weed talking.
Really the weed unlocks my true feelings, but she doesn't see it this way. So, to avoid problems, I never tell her that I'm high drunk or on something else. I just talk to her like normal, and as long as I don't start randomly disscussing /b/ or nigger porn, she doesn't know anything is up. Hold on now for a sec, I need to chug a bit more Barcardi before I finsh this.
Okay, wow. Alcohol is nasty shit, but I ove the way it makes me feel, so I take it anyway. I know for a fact there would be NO ONE that would drink alcohol if it didn't get you drunk, so all those poser dudes who say they love the taste of booze can fuck off. I really like weed a lot more then alchol, but weed costs more, because i can get rum for free. BUT, weed doesnt' make me burp the taste of alchol when Im already sober. I love the taste of weed though, yummy yummy. This has been Tsun's first blog. I hope you liked it, although if you didn't, I don't give a flying fucker. \
P.S. Always capitalize the T in Tsun, or I'll kill you.
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Mwahah, son.
Real Tsun is here.
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